Dear UPS...
Dear UPS,
Thank you for taking such care when you deliver things to my door. I know there are steps to our porch, so I think it's perfectly fine for you to just hurl parcels at our home. I sleep so well at night knowing that my purchases are in your burly hands. I can't wait to order something fragile and pretty for my new home and have you deliver it.
Love,
Tess






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1 comments:
Under the assumption that the contents were not fragile, I'm gonna take the liberty of laughing at that.
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